📞 NOTE TO READERS:
There’s a phone script at the bottom of this article you can use to call Congress and demand accountability—especially for billionaires like Elon Musk who are tripping their way through government power. Don’t just get mad—get loud. Use the script. Make the call.
Let’s get something straight right off the bat: I don’t give a damn if you want to smoke weed, pop mushrooms, or lick a toad in your garage. It’s your body—do what you want with it. But when you're the unelected billionaire puppeteer behind the President of the United States—and you’re allegedly zooted on ketamine, ecstasy, Adderall, and whatever else fits in your daily Skittles pouch—you’re not just tripping. You’re threatening democracy.
Elon Musk in the Oval Office today for his departure from DOGE
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According to a bombshell New York Times report, Elon Musk’s drug use didn’t just “exist” during the 2024 election—it exploded. Witnesses say he traveled with a pill case loaded with up to 20 substances, including prescription stimulants and psychedelic drugs. His ketamine use? So heavy it reportedly damaged his bladder.
And yet… this man wasn't just out partying. He was cutting deals, firing up rocket contracts, and whispering in Trump’s ear while serving as the shadow boss of the so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Unelected. Unaccountable. High as a kite.
Meanwhile, Republicans spent years pearl-clutching over Hunter Biden’s crack addiction. Remember that? “Hunter can’t be trusted around government!” they cried. Yet Elon Musk can apparently hoover ketamine and help run federal budget policy while insulting cabinet members and throwing up what witnesses called a Nazi salute. Yeah—nothing to see here, folks.
Let’s call this what it is: billionaire tyranny under the influence.
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And it gets worse. SpaceX is a government contractor subject to strict drug-free workplace regulations. Yet Musk allegedly skirted drug tests, either by knowing when they’d happen or—hell, why not—buying someone else’s piss. His empire runs on federal cash, but we can’t get Medicaid funding for actual Americans struggling with their own mental health. Musk gets a horse tranquilizer for his “negative chemical state,” and you get a $4,000 ER bill if you have a panic attack.
This isn't just about Elon’s fried brain or his melting brand. It’s about the blatant hypocrisy of a system that drug tests poor people for food stamps, but lets billionaires trip their way into defense contracts and campaign strategy meetings.
That’s why we fight with facts. That’s why we carry the Constitution in our pockets, and in our arguments. We don’t need fear—we need fire. We don’t back down from their bullshit. We call it out.
And when fascist billionaires are tripping face while pulling the strings of government, we don’t stay quiet. We demand action.
📞 CALL TO ACTION:
📱 CALL CONGRESS NOW
Capitol Switchboard: 202-224-3121
Sample Script:
Hi, my name is [YOUR NAME], and I’m calling to demand my representative support legislation requiring drug testing for anyone involved with the Department of Government Efficiency or overseeing federal contracts. Billionaires like Elon Musk should be held to the same standard as the rest of us. No special treatment. No ketamine-fueled corruption.
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