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After Seven Months of Care, Citron Is Back in the Wild
A damaged lung left the Florida manatee unable to swim normally. Last week, her rescuers watched her return home.
 • Team Coffman Chronicle and Tony Michaels
Presidential Mercy Should Not Have a VIP Line
Johnny Doc got a second look after his clemency request was denied. Most Americans do not have the same path back to the president.
 • General Azmundus
The Government Can Ask If a Soldier Is Fit for Duty. How Much Else Does It Get to Know?
The Pentagon moved to screen male hormones and female menstrual patterns for readiness, then quickly pulled the guidance. The question is how much…
 • General Azmundus
Truth or Satire: We Have Several Follow-Up Questions
Five claims from a world that has mistaken incredulity for encouragement.
 • Team Coffman Chronicle
The Town That Elected a Golden Retriever
A dog who listened, a town that noticed, and the work that followed.
 • Team Coffman Chronicle
Sunday Funnies: Loosen the Corset
It’s been a long week. We’d like our ribs back.
 • Team Coffman Chronicle
The Truth Comes Down Main Street
The missing F is coming home. The rumors have a head start.
 • Tony Michaels
5:00
The Missing Letter
Coffman’s Landing is short one F—and has no shortage of explanations.
 • Tony Michaels
5:00
The Heavy End
A broken sign, a father’s workshop, and a boy with some explaining to do.
 • Tony Michaels
5:00
Coffman’s Landing Goes on the Radio
Five Minutes in America launches Monday. Paid members can listen to the entire first week now.
 • Tony Michaels
2:09
The Extra F
One fallen letter is all it takes for Coffman’s Landing to start telling itself a story.
 • Tony Michaels
5:00
The Fence
Some fences divide us. Others remind us what still holds us together.
 • Tony Michaels
5:00
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